Monday, April 25, 2011

Just Go with It (film)

Romantic Comedy? I felt it was just comedy without the romance. The plot was about faking a family. There were some moments of laughters. However, as the story went on, the characters and their actions got so implausible. It felt like a fake movie to me.

Best things about the film:
I now know "Brooklyn Decker" and I can Google her swimsuit photos.
Jennifer Aniston with her charm.
The song Every Car You Chase. It's a mixture of Every Breath You Take and Chasing Cars.

So, don't worry if you don't get to see this film. Just look at some Brooklyn Decker swimsuit photos, watch Friends re-runs, and listen to this song on YouTube.

LC rates: 2 stars

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Fast Five (film)

I'm not interested in car chases, but it was surprisingly entertaining. I'm not going to comment on the plot or the characters etc. I'll just comment on some random details.

The film features:
  • Federal agents who wear Under Armour compression t-shirts all the time.
  • A battle between two bald burly men. One grows a goatee and bigger biceps for you to distinguish who's who when they are fighting.
  • The usual "hard working government agent chasing 'good' fugitives then realizes the bad guy is somebody else in the last half hour of the film".
  • A swimsuit scene that's no competition to Brooklyn Decker in Just Go with It.
  • A police station in Rio de Janeiro that is owned by a drug lord.
  • Some flavours of Ocean's Eleven and The Italian Job.

LC rates: 3 stars

Friday, October 22, 2010

難產的這篇

覺得該寫一篇解釋自已在幹嘛,或是沒在幹嘛,但是一直覺得會寫不清楚。
那就讓它不清楚吧,反正解釋清楚也不是最重要的。

我是個有聰明沒智慧的人[1],會想到不同可能,提出疑問,卻不夠有智慧給自己滿意的答案,或是夠有智慧放下疑問,所以容易卡住。[2]

反正,我對人生、對人原本太理想化,對無法預期的事又太多焦慮。現在就是要接受不完美和看清人生不到終點沒有全面解。

最後來句 C'est la vie! [3]

[1] a.k.a. 聰明以上,智慧未滿 (<--應該沒這個詞吧?)
[2] a.k.a. 想太多
[3] a.k.a. 這就是人生哪!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Oh, this place

Oh... yeah... I have this place for my creative expression. Hm.

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

不是班傑明也有奇幻旅程

很久沒看Facebook,今天看到有個 profile picture 一直出現。朋友你的髮型太年輕囉,年輕到讓我想到百萬小學堂。




左:百萬小學堂的丁丁; 右:朋友

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Start

It has to start somewhere. One of my problems is taking too long trying to optimise too much, anyway. So here it is. Start, or "re-start" if it feels more like it. I'll start writing again.

Friday, May 07, 2010

Alice in Wonderland (film)

Here's another post that has been in my draft folder for a long time.

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I felt like watching a sequel when I hadn't watched the first movie. Interestingly, that's similar to what Alice felt in the story. She was there and other characters knew her but she didn't remember them.

Because we didn't watch Avatar in 3D so we decided to watch Alice in 3D. They look like cardboards to me. 2D is probably better in this film.

我總覺得 Red Queen 像小S. 主持康熙來了的任性風格加上她之前「變態少女」專輯封面造型。

另一邊既然是有 Anne Hathaway 領國,為什麼人民不早早倒戈呀?Red Queen 又不是時尚雜誌的總編,大家為何那麼巴結她?

有些人覺得 Tweedledee and Tweedledum 很有喜感,可是我看到會想到射擊遊戲裡面出現的怪物,等級很弱的那一種,會想對他們開槍。

毛毛蟲的聲音跟 Snape 一樣ㄟ!你這小蟲,還我 Dumbledore!

ah, I'm not making sense. Just like the wonderland. Happy unbirthday to you!

Enjoyment: 3 stars

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Things I Didn't Blog about in 2009

Is it May already? Then this post is really late. ha. Better late than never.
Looking back, there are some things that I now think I should have blogged about but didn't. I don't think I can write full stories for each of them now. Instead, I'll just quickly note them down and write short summaries.

Computer Science conferences
Two New Zealand conferences both took place in Auckland coincidentally last year. (They are both in other cities in 2010.) So I got to attend even though I wasn't presenting. The first conference was interesting because it was a student conference that was less formal and had a few social activities. Most people there were studying PhD degrees or already got one. I met two Malaysian PhD students there. One had five children! They were interested in seeing the casino so I led them there one evening. Ha. The dinner was on a harbour cruise one night. The route was similar to the TYA ball that took place many years ago. But this time, intellectual discussions replaced the loud music.

The second conference presented some interesting ideas I had never imagined. Also, my classmate presented his paper there and got asked questions that they hadn't thoroughly considered. It was kind of awkward but he survived. He also won the best student paper. Probably very few papers qualified for it, though. :P

Ski trip
I went skiing for the first time but we didn't really ski much. It was a three-day trip with Andy and Alice. We stayed at Ohakune, which takes six hours or so to drive there from Auckland. On the mountain, it took a long time to get all the gears for skiing, and the open hours were short. I found it difficult to move around on a slope on the snow. When I took a step up, I might slide down half a step. It was like walking in the sand. No, it was worse. It was cold and the gear was heavy. It was very tiring. We didn't have much control over skiing either. One of my companions knocked down a kid when sliding down the slope slowly but uncontrollably. Overall, I felt cold, tired and very slow on the snow. The plus side was we rarely have the chance to play with snow. Will I ski again? Yes, I'm wiling to try it again. Part of me wants to do it again so I can make up my mind that it really isn't for me. Ha. Or maybe I'll try snowboarding next time. Of course, it's also possible it'll be better next time. Then it'll be something fun to do in the winter. I'm bored with the winters in Auckland. Sigh.

Coromandel trip
Alice's family invited me to join them for their family trip to Coromandel. It was unexpected, but it happened. I really thank them for the invitation. I got to try a few things that I wanted to do but never had much chance to do. It was a 4-day trip. I joined Alice, Andy and the rest of Alice's family and the eight of us stayed in a bach in Coromandel. There was no cellphone signal there. That indicated how remote it was.

I went fishing for the first time. Beginners luck? I caught the biggest fish out of five men in our group. Andy caught the most fish, three. I went kayaking for the first time. Although I stayed close to the shore, it was still quite fun. I'm glad I stayed close to the shore. When Alice's brothers-in-law kayaked far away to fish, they saw sharks in the water! They came back safely but it was a big scare.

Other than those activities, we spent most time in the bach. I saw that mums really do a lot of work to take care of the family. Alice's sister tended her infant child. Alice's mum made sure we all had nice food and a clean place to stay in. In a way, I guess a downside of staying in a bach is that there's no service and you have to take care of everything yourself. It may feel too much like home for people who want to feel "away from home" on a holiday. OK, I guess homes aren't usually next to the beach and have spectacular sea views.

Oh, and we played cards a lot. A LOT.

Christmas celebrations
I followed friends to Ponsonby to see the light decorations on Franklin Rd. We also went to see the Telecom Christmas tree. It was similar to the tree last year but I found last year's tree was slightly better because it didn't have the light sticking out which was distracting. By the way, there were phone booths for you to call Santa. But Santa never picked up our call.

We went to Christmas in the Park. Well, just the last half hour of Christmas in the Park because we were just there for the fireworks.

Lastly, my family drove around the neighbourhood to see the light decorations on the houses in our suburb. There were two houses that had elaborate decoration for many years. This time, they again decorated their frontyards to be pretty and festive. We also found a few other houses put up many lights this year. We thought maybe they were influenced by the two houses and decided to start decorating.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Avatar (film)

We watched it on the second day when it was out, before the number of media coverage exploded. We watched in 2D because we hadn't heard all the praises about its 3D visuals. Sigh.

Well, I guess a lot of you have seen it so I don't have to say much. I enjoyed it. It's like Titanic, isn't? The film presents an interesting environemnt. A big object breaks and falls. People panic and run around. The running time is long. I enjoy the visual and the story telling. It's a story that's well presented.

Enjoyment: 5 stars (0 to 5)

From now on I rate works on a scale of 0 to 5 instead of 1 to 5. So
0 to 2 are bad,
3 to 5 are good.
There's deliberately no neutral.

鄧麗君 Beat It

最近中文電視、廣播強力廣告有歌手要來開懷念(模仿?)鄧麗君的演唱會。I wonder if she'll sing Beat It?

最早是 Ray 跟我說鄧麗君有這個表演的。It surprised me. 這比「梁詠琪教你做乳酪蛋糕」錄影帶的存在還更難以置信呀!(錄影帶請洽 Ray)

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Jack 回來, jump start 也回來

話說車子忘了關燈這件事我自己只有久遠的高中時期發生過。雖然我家車上都有放 jump start 用來接電的工具,印象中都是來借給 Jack 用的,不過那也是多年前的事了。

Jack 這次回來,才讓我又碰到久違的 jump start ,都不太記得怎麼用了,果然還是 Jack 比較熟練。不過這次其實是飽沒關車燈,我們在 Denny's 停車場折騰很久,是有位穿著 Holden 外套的阿伯指點讓車子充二十分鐘的電才能發動。

複習一下也好,最近我的車發動的越來越有 delay,哪天搞不好也發不動也要 jump start.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

亞洲戲劇的車禍

為什麼亞洲的戲劇裡面常常出現車禍?

我在看到流傳的夜市人生撞飛麥可的影片之前就有這種感覺了。最近一次是上週看「我在政府部門的日子」這部新加坡片,片中有兩次車禍 (片尾 offscreen 有第三次?)。更早以前,韓劇好像也常有車禍。台灣像是「命中注定我愛你」這種偶像劇也很愛有車禍。總覺得亞洲的戲中一定會有車禍。要是我是外國人的話,看了這些戲也許會以為亞洲人開車很危險吧!

我想想,難道西洋的劇中沒有車禍嗎?當然,動作片除外。(小聲說:沒車禍但是有空難. Lost 到底演完沒?)
我沒仔細想,不過至少想到一個,The Lake House 有車禍,可是又馬上想到,那是韓國的劇本。

啊,隨便啦,就繼續撞吧。麥可!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

The Other Thesis

Congraulations! I've handed in my Master's thesis.

Monday, February 15, 2010

落枕

四小時的睡眠之後落枕,現在超適合去演 CSI Miami 的何瑞修,歪著頭,戴上墨鏡說:「論文,就要長篇大論。」 YEEAAAAAHH!!!! (進片頭)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Summer, 2010

For the first two month of 2010, I probably spend a lot of time working on my master thesis. When it's sunny at the weekends, I'm probably outside. So I guess I'll write less here for these two months.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Free Software Alternatives

I probably will install Windows 7 soon. I'm noting down the software applications I've installed so I remember to install them on the new system. I see I that use some free software programs that are alternatives to Microsoft programs. People who want alternatives may check them out. They're all free.

Google Chrome and Mozilla FireFox. Web Browsers. Alternative to Internet Explorer.
OpenOffice.org. An office suite. Alternative to Microsoft Office.
VLC media player. A video player for many types of media files. Alternative to Windows Media Player + RealPlayer + QuickTime Player.
Winamp. A media player that's been around longer than Windows Media Player (WMP). I still use it for playing music files like MP3, even though VLC also plays music too. Alternative to WMP.
GIMP. An image editor. Alternative to Adobe Photoshop.
CDBurnerXP. CD/DVD burning. Alternative to Nero Burning ROM or the very slow CD burning function of Windows Vista.
CDex. CD ripper. Alternative to Windows Media Player.

Yes, I dislike Windows Media Player. I find the user interface confusing.

Getaway Bus

When the bus I rode this morning stopped at a bus stop in the CBD, a policeman came to talk to the driver. He came up to have a look and left. He was probably looking for someone on another bus. I couldn't hear what he said to the bus driver. But I heard what the nearby passengers said. Two ladies said something like:
"Is there a suspect on the bus?"
"A suspect uses the bus as the getaway vehicle?"
"At least it's an express bus. Maybe he saw 'Express' on the bus number."
(chuckles)

Monday, December 14, 2009

閱

我有想過,看完了朋友寫的blog 文章,我也許可以都留個comment表示來看過了,這樣作者知道有讀者而且是誰。可是如果沒意見的話要留什麼好呢?能不能跟老師批作業一樣寫個「閱」就好了?

我印象中只有幼稚園還是小學低年級的老師曾經有這樣在作業上用紅筆批「閱」。而且當時年紀太小還不認得這個字,老師字也寫得草,我一直誤認為老師寫「肉」,也一直不懂是什麼意思。

近來有在寫 blog 的朋友也不多就是了,可能也沒什麼機會留「閱」。Anyway, if you see I leave the comment「閱」in your blog, I just indicate that I've read it.

By the way, 本來就想寫這篇,結果正好碰到無名氏留言,Who was the anonymous that left three comments on some of my old articles on 14/12/2009? I guess leaving an anonymous comment is the opposite of leaving a「閱」. The author knows somebody reads it and responds to the author. But the author doesn't know who's talking. I find it quite baffling. 腦裡浮起「敵暗我明」這個詞. Anyway, if you're the anonymous, let me know.

Hm, should I ask for this?... Alright, let's experiment and see what will happen...
OK. I'm asking everyone who reads this article to leave a comment. You have read this article to this point. Please leave a comment to let me know that you have read this. Don't forget to put your name. Thanks! If you don't want to say anything in particular, just leave a「閱」or "Read".

Friday, December 04, 2009

雜記 20091203

今天想用寫 microblog 方式寫 blog,其實這樣也不錯,比直接寫 microblog 少限制也容易整理。

前幾天看了電視播的一個紐西蘭的紀錄片,這次主題在講邪教,紐西蘭也是有一些奇怪的團體和社區,有些是幾百人住在偏僻隔離的社區。我想恐怖片的情節會不會真的發生,在鄉間路上開一開迷路了,開到偏僻的小鎮,感覺村民怪怪的...

最近作息越來越晚,感覺越來越像去年的同學。九點起床,兩點午餐,七點半離開辦公室。如果都往前移兩個小時應該會正常一些。

辦公室有原本三個碩士生,再加上三個做暑期 project 的學生,總是有人在房間裡,一整天進出都用不到鑰匙。

最近當同學的實驗 participant,試用軟體,在填資料的時候才 realize 自己年紀比想像的大。

咦,褲子怎麼又變緊。

建築上和路邊的有科技感的紅色綠色聖誕燈飾越擺越多,這詭異燈光總是讓我覺得有邪惡的氣氛。

在家裡打死一隻蟑螂,討厭奧克蘭蟑螂變多。

我有幾個 Google Wave invitations,想試用的人跟我說囉。

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

對誰過敏

我妹走進客廳,指著紅腫的右臉說:「媽,你看我對兔子過敏。」
原來我媽一會兒前抱著兔子,出其不意捧兔子去磨了一下我妹的臉,結果皮膚就紅腫了。
我妹離開客廳,幾秒後兔子就溜進客廳來,在我媽的身邊盤旋。我對我媽說,你看一下兔子身上有沒有腫起來?搞不好他是來跟你說:「媽,你看我對妹妹過敏。」